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Sue Helena Sue!

Jymn — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 20:58:29 +0000

I love this. Not that the suit will amount to anything. But the girl’s got moxie.

Former MP Helena Guergis is suing Prime Minister Stephen Harper, Conservative MPs Shelly Glover and Lisa Raitt, the Conservative Party of Canada and a number of other individuals for defamation and other claims.

Kady’s reaction is . . . → Read More: Sue Helena Sue!

If Only Helena Guergis Were Actually Guilty of Something

ck — Mon, 30 May 2011 20:04:39 +0000

Maybe she’d not only have been able to stay in Harpercon caucus and even won her seat back in Simcoe-Grety.

That does seem to be a pattern in the world according to Harpercon, don’t it? Jason Kenney just rehired his corrupt staffer, with a promotion to boot!

Stay tuned for the next . . . → Read More: If Only Helena Guergis Were Actually Guilty of Something

It’s a Start, Ms Guergis

ck — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 15:14:39 +0000

Very good. Good to see Helena Guergis is no longer sucking up to her former party. I was starting to wonder how effective she’d be running as an independent in Simcoe-Grey if she kept looking like the little girl whose face was pressed to the Harpercon window, looking in with longing.

Now, Ms . . . → Read More: It’s a Start, Ms Guergis

How Can Stevie Back Bevie But Continue to Shun Helena Guergis? (UPDATE)

ck — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 01:44:48 +0000

Well, it’s true! I did get caught by both my parents that fateful day. It was when I flunked some test and the teacher sent me home with the bad test to have it signed. Mom, if you’re reading this, look below and tell me I did a better job!

I think . . . → Read More: How Can Stevie Back Bevie But Continue to Shun Helena Guergis? (UPDATE)

Wishes That Helena Guergis and Her Unborn Baby Pull Through This

ck — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:30:32 +0000

Today seems to be the day for bad accidents. First, there was the tragic motorcycle accident with Mario Lague, Iggy’s communications director earlier this morning. Again, deepest condolences to his family, friends and colleagues.

Then, just out from the Barrie Examiner, Helena Guergis who seems to be trapped under a dark cloud since last . . . → Read More: Wishes That Helena Guergis and Her Unborn Baby Pull Through This

When Anti-Feminists Invoke Double Standards–Featuring Starry-Eyed Rightchik Tammee,

ck — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:39:16 +0000

What the hell is it about the women of the Blogging SupposiTories? Is it just me, or are they even more sexist than their male counterparts?

I wonder if Ex-Lax Max likes girls who look like Tammy-Faye Baker? Her crush on him is really shameless. I wonder what her hubby who is overseas . . . → Read More: When Anti-Feminists Invoke Double Standards–Featuring Starry-Eyed Rightchik Tammee,

Helena Guergis, Didn’t Your Mother Ever Tell You It’s Rude to go Where You’re Not Wanted? I Got a Challenge For You!–Update

ck — Sat, 29 May 2010 13:50:01 +0000

Indeed. You and your people claim the good folks of Simcoe-Grey want you to continue representing their interests in Ottawa. Andy Beaudoin, the riding association’s riding secretary appears to be confidant of that. Ok, then, how does CTV (Remember, the C stands for Conservative) get all kinds of video footage showing folks wanting . . . → Read More: Helena Guergis, Didn’t Your Mother Ever Tell You It’s Rude to go Where You’re Not Wanted? I Got a Challenge For You!–Update

Are Alf Apps and the Liberals Setting the Stage to Recruit Helena Guergis? –Open Question

ck — Mon, 17 May 2010 20:21:17 +0000

After watching Question Period on Sunday and keeping up with the latest news, would the Liberals be trying to pave the way for Guergis to join them with that change in attitude regarding her?

More and more Liberal supporters feel sorry for her and fewer and fewer Harpercon cheerleaders are behind her.

Depending . . . → Read More: Are Alf Apps and the Liberals Setting the Stage to Recruit Helena Guergis? –Open Question

Helena, Dear…

ck — Tue, 11 May 2010 02:41:19 +0000

If you really want to stay in politics, run as an independent. Either way, you can’t go all Tammy Wynette here. Dump that deadbeat! What has he ever brought you besides shame, scandals that end careers and if he’s partying with busty hookers, he’s not even faithful to you. You’re no longer a . . . → Read More: Helena, Dear…

Deep Analysis From Dodo Can’t Spell

ck — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 00:51:24 +0000

Well,here’s a new take on the Mr & Mrs Disfunctional melodrama that I don’t think anyone quite thought of…Yes, Dodo! That’s gotta be it! We lefties secretly hate Muslims and we especially despise bi-racial couples…

However, since it was Brother Steve who threw her out of caucus based on what is now perceived . . . → Read More: Deep Analysis From Dodo Can’t Spell

Finer Moments Of Helena Guergis: Bond Girl, Math, Saturday Nite Funnies

ck — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 00:25:49 +0000

Well, I did the nostalgic music thing last nite and haven’t done funnies in awhile. So, sticking to the theme at hand (I know, I’m shameless…). How’s about some videos of the ‘finer’ moments of Hurricane Helena’s career??

Helena “the Bong girl” takes skiing lessons from Rick Mercer

Here’s a Good from . . . → Read More: Finer Moments Of Helena Guergis: Bond Girl, Math, Saturday Nite Funnies

Iggy! You’re Stuck on the Wrong Tune! Change it Already! While You’re at it: Bury Adscam Once and For All!

ck — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:17:25 +0000

Well, Iggy had been all over this Mr & Mrs Disfunctional thing from day 1 and now he seems to have a one track mind these days when it comes to Steve and the happy couple. He goes on about Steve’s breaking yet another promise about accountibility. I think Iggy needs to back . . . → Read More: Iggy! You’re Stuck on the Wrong Tune! Change it Already! While You’re at it: Bury Adscam Once and For All!

Could Helena’s New Swanky House be an Indication That Yesterday’s Debacle Was Pre-meditated?

ck — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:16:47 +0000

At least, in part anyway?

Another conspiracy theory perhaps, but is it so far-fetched? I mean, after getting such a public boot and Steve obviously, dutifully putting square pegs into round holes in an effort to justify keeping her around only to give her such a public boot out of conservative caucus that . . . → Read More: Could Helena’s New Swanky House be an Indication That Yesterday’s Debacle Was Pre-meditated?

SSM Musical Selections to Commemorate Mr. & Mrs. Disfunctional…Saturday Nite Nostalgia–On Friday!

ck — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 02:12:32 +0000

I would ordinarily do nostalgia on Saturdays and who knows? I just may do another one tomorrow as I had planned another Janis Joplin evening with some more stories and songs about the Pearl, herself.

Funny how best laid plans go to pot. I was going to post as to why Iggy’s screaming . . . → Read More: SSM Musical Selections to Commemorate Mr. & Mrs. Disfunctional…Saturday Nite Nostalgia–On Friday!

The Gift That Gave and Gave and Stopped Giving? Maybe Not

ck — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:30:39 +0000

Ah I get back back from my lunch only to find the big but predictable news; Mrs. Disfunction resigned; or did she? Certain coincidences and hints around that this was all Stevie’s idea. I, for one, have difficulty believing she would have walked away on her own, given that Bob Fife on Question Period last . . . → Read More: The Gift That Gave and Gave and Stopped Giving? Maybe Not

I Smell a Made-For-TV Movie Or a Danielle Steele-ish Novel

ck — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 16:20:04 +0000

Or both…usually there is some trashy novel with the shorter and trashier version of the movie to come…

This rather long column in the Toronto Star has just all those ingredients for Steele-ish/Collins-esque novel–Trashy made for TV movie of the week. I mean, this kind of thing just writes itself. It is once . . . → Read More: I Smell a Made-For-TV Movie Or a Danielle Steele-ish Novel

Hurricane Helena or Ex-Lax Max to Lead Cons?

ck — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 01:37:29 +0000

Oh yeah! Quite the ticket really, when you think about it. Be sure to answer my poll question first.

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Oh humour me, please. It’s been a bad week.

Oh, and another 30 seats in parliament; all no doubt, in con ridings. Yeah, leave it to Steve to find new desperate ways to cheat.

Now He Wants Public To Know More About Jaffer…

ck — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:43:55 +0000

Yes indeedy, according to the Grope & Fail article that was released not long ago; certainly after today’s episode of Question Period when Jane Taber did indeed ask Rob Nicholson about that. Earlier today, Nicholson basically passed the buck to the Ontario attorney general, just like the dutiful 1010 talkradio host John Tory . . . → Read More: Now He Wants Public To Know More About Jaffer…

Another Addition to the Tomb of Unstable Cons

ck — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:41:11 +0000

Hmmmm, Rahim Jaffer, a drunk driver and a cokehead and his princess wife who has a penchant for temper tantrums. Must a been the wedding of hell for ‘em. They are also the poster couple for typical Harpercon instability.

Now ain’t they the cutest couple . . . → Read More: Another Addition to the Tomb of Unstable Cons

I’m Goin’ to Hold my Breath ‘Til….

ck — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:22:32 +0000

I'm going to hold my breath until we can separate from the east coast...

I’m goin’ to hold my breath until __________________!! I just provided one suggestion in the photo caption. If you have other ideas on how to fill that blank, please fill it in….Ya know, kinda like “Match Game”; a . . . → Read More: I’m Goin’ to Hold my Breath ‘Til….