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Who’s Smarter? A High School Sophomore or Rep Michele Bachman?

By ck, on May 13th, 2011

This tweet from @GottaLaff grabbed my attention. It appears that a high school sophomore from Cherry Hill, New Jersey has dropped the gauntlet and has challenged Rep Michele Bachman (R-Minnesota) to a debate on all things US constitution. Here is the young lady’s letter.

Dear Representative Bachmann,

My name is Amy Myers. I . . . → Read More: Who’s Smarter? A High School Sophomore or Rep Michele Bachman?

When Mulleted Hillbillies Try To Play Lawyer

By ck, on April 23rd, 2011

Well, well, well! This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in a long time! Twatsy Ross decided to share with Dr Dawg that he is going to sue himself. Good luck with that, Twatsy. At least Twatsy is proving to be the poster child of that old saying ”He who is his . . . → Read More: When Mulleted Hillbillies Try To Play Lawyer

Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

By ck, on April 19th, 2011

Yes, yes, I was watching it so you didn’t have to. Ok, morbid curiosity isn’t one of my strong character traits. Anyhow, on with the reviews from what I’ve seen.

Looks like Ezzy Levant stole Glenn Beck’s chalk board for his show tonight. Only no venn diagrams that Beck is so famous . . . → Read More: Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

Stevie: Give Me a Majority Or Else…

By ck, on April 17th, 2011

– they’ll be an election everyday

– It’ll be harder to keep all my bodies buried

– Iggy will form a coalition with the Chinese and the Russians

– Democracy will take over the economy and make Canadians lose jobs

– Quebec will form a country when nobody is looking

– my ‘ethical’ . . . → Read More: Stevie: Give Me a Majority Or Else…

Who Said Stevie Spiteful Wasn’t Environmentally Conscious?

By ck, on April 17th, 2011

No of course we don’t want engines with that!

I see only smiles in that menu. What if we want scowls? How much would that set us back?

Smooth move Ex-lax! Big-assed, shiny, stealth fighter bomber handgliders????

Who said our man Stevie wasn’t environmentally conscious?

On a serious note, I’m . . . → Read More: Who Said Stevie Spiteful Wasn’t Environmentally Conscious?

Sun Media Frets The Sun Don’t Shine Anymore at The Globe

By ck, on April 6th, 2011

It really appears to be a preoccupation with Sun Media’s editors today.

If the Globe and Mail were a mere child, rather than just old, venerable and haughty, we’d be tempted to issue an Amber Alert.

The poor soul has gone missing.

It has either lost its way or gone dotty.

Instead of . . . → Read More: Sun Media Frets The Sun Don’t Shine Anymore at The Globe

Blogging She-SupposiTory, Conservative Reporter – Prime Example of She-Harpercon Voters

By ck, on April 3rd, 2011

Yes, ain’t she adorable?

He has steered Canada into a financial recovery, still fragile, but a recovery all the same. We are the envy of the world and one of the most stable countries in this hemisphere.

We know he will never let Canada down.

He is the hardest working Prime Minister . . . → Read More: Blogging She-SupposiTory, Conservative Reporter – Prime Example of She-Harpercon Voters

I Have Seen The Light! Farewell Progressive Bloggers!

By ck, on April 1st, 2011

Yes I have seen the light indeedy! This will also come as a complete shock to my co-bloggers and anyone who has ever contributed here, as well as those ladies at Dammit Janet who nominated Sister Sage’s Musings for best feminist blog at the Canadian Blog Awards.

I was born again this morning. . . . → Read More: I Have Seen The Light! Farewell Progressive Bloggers!

This Would Make a Great Attack Ad! And a Great Song To Boot!

By ck, on March 29th, 2011

This should cure anyone of Stevie Spiteful’s gawd awful rendition of “Imagine” from earlier today. Yuck! That was just awful! There just isn’t enough of my migraine medication in the house for that. No, I’m not sharing. If you must, go to Bowie’s Blog or Red Tory. Somewhere, John Lennon is rolling around . . . → Read More: This Would Make a Great Attack Ad! And a Great Song To Boot!

I Guess Trolls Have To Earn a Living Too

By ck, on March 28th, 2011

They really aren’t functional for much else, boys ‘n’ girls. Harpercon cheerleading trolls can now earn a living. Jeff Jedras on Twitter has a marvelous idea. We should start charging Conbot trolls for dumping on our sites. Here’s Jeff Jedras’ pricing scheme. If they whine, we can tell them, “Free Enterprise!” which . . . → Read More: I Guess Trolls Have To Earn a Living Too

Which Campaign Pic Would Be Best For Stevie?

By ck, on March 26th, 2011

We all know how Stevie Spiteful loves to have his picture taken. Those who have been following us at Sister Sage’s Musings know that I have been tweeking some of those. I thought I should put up a poll. Which one would make a great campaign pic for Steve? Below the poll, the . . . → Read More: Which Campaign Pic Would Be Best For Stevie?

Quebecor Not Even Confident About Fox News North Being Offered On Its’ Own Cable Provider?

By ck, on March 22nd, 2011

I just caught Sandra Dee Crux’s post. She’s just livid, I tell ya! Livid! Apparently, some cable providers are hesitant about carrying the new Fox News North. That’s what’s gotten ol’ Sandra Dee’s knickers in a bunch. It also appears that ol’ Chuckles Adler, who apparently is just dying to go on the . . . → Read More: Quebecor Not Even Confident About Fox News North Being Offered On Its’ Own Cable Provider?

Ladies! Pay Attention, Now, Once Again, Lessons in Feminism From Blogging SupposiTory Hunter

By ck, on March 16th, 2011

Hunter has a somewhat different twist on her usual “Where are the feminist rants?” this time. Perhaps it’s because Princess Sarah Landriault has somewhere disappeared from the blogosphere and Hunter seems to think it’s her place to take over from her. It ain’t pretty.

Women’s choices are not the same as men’s! The . . . → Read More: Ladies! Pay Attention, Now, Once Again, Lessons in Feminism From Blogging SupposiTory Hunter

De-evolution of Iceman on Milliken: 2009 – he’d make a ‘good Tory’; 2011 – he’s a ‘partisan Liberal’.

By Jymn, on March 12th, 2011

Over the years, Peter Milliken has been a reliably non-partisan Speaker of the House. When he rules in favour of the Liberals, he makes sure the Conservatives get a little gravy too. Liberals wish he was a little tougher on Conservative misdeeds and the Conservatives feel he’s a little too tough. But rightblogger . . . → Read More: De-evolution of Iceman on Milliken: 2009 – he’d make a ‘good Tory’; 2011 – he’s a ‘partisan Liberal’.

Blogging SupposiTory Iceman: “Peter Milliken The Partisan Liberal”

By ck, on March 10th, 2011

Yes, boys ‘n’ girls, in the world according to Iceman, there could only be one explanation for Speaker Milliken’s rulings. He’s a Liberal partisan!

I am not surprised by either ruling. At this point it was just about what I expected. Milliken said exactly what his party wanted him to say and he . . . → Read More: Blogging SupposiTory Iceman: “Peter Milliken The Partisan Liberal”

“Liberal/progressive women “refuse to support women in places like Afghanistan who are being stoned and hung… Thank goodness they think childbearing is beneath them.”

By Jymn, on March 7th, 2011

Sounds like expelled BT Dodo is at it again. When I first read today’s Blogging Tories in Their Own Words’ entry, I immediately thought of Dodo. There is only one Dodo. She is too precious to have a doppelganger. Or, is she? Upon closer inspection of this incredible post, I see it originates . . . → Read More: “Liberal/progressive women “refuse to support women in places like Afghanistan who are being stoned and hung… Thank goodness they think childbearing is beneath them.”

“This is the President of the US”

By Jymn, on February 20th, 2011

Whenever I feel like I’ve gone too far as a blogger or that my snark has failed, I turn to Blogging Tories in Their Own Words. It never fails to give me cheer and set me back on course. This little gem from today’s edition features a fine bit of racism and not . . . → Read More: “This is the President of the US”

Stevie’s American Neo-Con Vision For Canada–Some Friday Nite Humour

By ck, on February 4th, 2011

The video is dated a tad– Stephane Dion was still the leader of the Liberals, Dubya Bushy was still president of the US of A, etc, but I thought I should add some Friday nite humour to the latest abysmal idea of Stevie Spiteful’s of creating this ‘North American Fortress’. Warning: earworm, but . . . → Read More: Stevie’s American Neo-Con Vision For Canada–Some Friday Nite Humour

Can you find Egypt on this map?

By Jymn, on January 30th, 2011

Neither can Fox News.

UPDATE: The graphic originated two years ago. Media Matters was on the case in 2009. However, the graphic appears to be authentic.

Canada Just Lost To Russia in World Junior Hockey Championships–Who’s Fault is it?

By ck, on January 5th, 2011

Insert joke here. The hockey fans on Twitter (#wjhc) appear to be handling the loss with a sense of humour. Jokes ranging from the need for F35s to stop those Russians (oh yeah! New argument from Airshow Petey MacKay; if we had those F35s, we’d have won that hockey championship!) to who’s to . . . → Read More: Canada Just Lost To Russia in World Junior Hockey Championships–Who’s Fault is it?

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