Sister Sage's Musings » humour

Exclusive! Brian Lilley’s audition reel for Sun TV News.

Jymn — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 18:35:03 +0000

X-posted at Let Freedom Rain

Jymn’s half-assed Predictions for 2012

Jymn — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 15:33:33 +0000

Occupy will stay underground and grow its infrastructure and goals. More and more organizations and individuals will pledge allegiance to the movement. The media will interpret this lack of visibility to the failure of Occupy and continue to treat supporters as dirty fucking hippies. The year of Occupy will have to wait until . . . → Read More: Jymn’s half-assed Predictions for 2012

Happy 2012 From The Cast of Sister Sage’s Musings And Ringing it In With Style With a Musical Interlude From JimBobby

ck — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:40:47 +0000

Hey Boys ‘n’ girls, it’s been awhile, I know. I’ll explain at a later time. Meanwhile, I’d like to thank my partners in crime for holding up the fort as they usually do with their stylings when I am unable to post for long periods of time. Right now, I’d like to wish . . . → Read More: Happy 2012 From The Cast of Sister Sage’s Musings And Ringing it In With Style With a Musical Interlude From JimBobby

Mayor Fordzilla Is Being Tormented–By a Real Newspaper

ck — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:53:27 +0000

Poor Mayor Boss Hogg, He just can’t take it anymore! He looks like he’s about to go a cryin’ to his big bro, Doughnut Dougy. I mean, just take a look at how pathetic he is!

Oh yeah! Since ol’ Angie Perischilli left the Toronto Star, the paper’s journos and columnists now . . . → Read More: Mayor Fordzilla Is Being Tormented–By a Real Newspaper

What Gregor Robertson’s win means to the right wing: “Vancouverites are now raising sheep and growing corn in their backyards”

Jymn — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 07:21:46 +0000

You know how right wingers love to predict the end of the world if a non-conservative is elected? Republican presidential contenders in the States are conjuring death panels, rampant socialism if not communism (or is it fascism – the right can’t seem to make up its mind), gay parents raping their . . . → Read More: What Gregor Robertson’s win means to the right wing: “Vancouverites are now raising sheep and growing corn in their backyards”

Introducing Lieutenant Pike’s New Blog

ck — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:22:44 +0000

Everything you wanted to know about pepper spray but were afraid to ask.

H/T: Dr. Dawg

Explaining Gay Rights

TorontoEmerg — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:55:12 +0000

Not exactly relevant in Canada, but still useful for dealing with your fundamentalist relatives over the holiday season.

[Via.]

All You Really Need to Know About Herman Cain

TorontoEmerg — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:39:58 +0000

Herman Cain sees the Virgin Mary on a tortilla:

He has won over some voters . . . by telling them that, when he was suffering from colon cancer, he knew he would be cured because he met a hospital worker named Grace and had a surgical incision in the shape of a . . . → Read More: All You Really Need to Know About Herman Cain

Happy Halloween From Stevie & His Pitbull!

ck — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:31:48 +0000

I think that pic should be on the Pmo ‘s business cards. What say you?

Happy Halloween from Sister Sage ‘s Musings!

That’s It @PnP_CBC, I’ve Put You On Notice!!!

Logan — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 11:47:27 +0000

I nearly fell over the other day listening to the CBC’s Power and Politics (yes I know I said I would stop listening to this show but lord knows it’s better then listening to Ezra Levant call mentally disabled people disturbed or Charles Adler take a crap all over the social safety net) . . . → Read More: That’s It @PnP_CBC, I’ve Put You On Notice!!!

Two Things About This Whole Mayor Fordzilla 9-1-1 Drama

ck — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:38:41 +0000

I think we’ll remember Marg Delahunty: warrior princess meeting Mayor Fordzilla for a very long time.

1) It really doesn’t matter at the end of the day how much profanity Mayor Fordzilla used during his 9-1-1 call. The real question should be why did he call a line, restricted for pretty life and . . . → Read More: Two Things About This Whole Mayor Fordzilla 9-1-1 Drama

10 of Canada’s Scariest Politicians According to X-Ray Magazine And Some of Ck’s Costume Choices

ck — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 02:30:36 +0000

I saw this earlier on Twitter. Jymn gave his take at his place, earlier, complete with pic of Jason Kenney and X-Ray’s pic of Kenney’s Halloween disguise as Tony Soprano. Yeah, You’re right, virtual partner in crime, Soprano is a sweetie next to Kenney.

I do however, take exception with a few of . . . → Read More: 10 of Canada’s Scariest Politicians According to X-Ray Magazine And Some of Ck’s Costume Choices

BREAKING. Fox News North quotes Margaret Atwood: “Libaries (sic) cause cancer”

Jymn — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:51:05 +0000

Well, not the real Sun News Network. But 22 Minutes’ Geri Hall does a bang-on impression of a Krista Erickson Fox News North type host ‘quizzing’ Margaret Atwood. It goes something like this:

Host: “Don’t libaries (sic) cause cancer”?

Atwood: “Of course not”.

Host “Oh, I didn’t realize you were a medical doctor? . . . → Read More: BREAKING. Fox News North quotes Margaret Atwood: “Libaries (sic) cause cancer”

Want a Twisted Way to Waste 312$ CAD?

ck — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:54:44 +0000

Or 229 Euros for that matter?

Just when you think you’ve seen everything.

Special 9/11 anniversary blessing? Nah, it’s for some visit the Pope Ratzy is planning to make to his home country. I guess that will be his welcome wagon.

It is ghastly!

Sorry, turning Pope Ratzy into a teddy bear . . . → Read More: Want a Twisted Way to Waste 312$ CAD?

This Should Be the GOP’s New AD

ck — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 11:47:18 +0000

Truly. Applicable for both the Tea-baggers and non-tea-baggers alike.

Enjoy, boys ‘n’ girls!

Happy Thursday!

Oh Mr. Nicholls! I Do Believe Your Freudian Slip is Showing!

ck — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 03:08:34 +0000

Oh, Mr. Gerry Nicholls, what have you done?

Do you live or work in an Ivory Tory, completely isolated from any sense of reality?

I know I don’t live in an Ivory Tory, but perhaps you do? And so do most of those living in the Sun Media Batcave and their readers it . . . → Read More: Oh Mr. Nicholls! I Do Believe Your Freudian Slip is Showing!

Andrea Mrozek: There Would Be No Stanley Cup Riots If Folks Just Got Married Young And Had Scads of Young ‘Uns

ck — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 03:15:42 +0000

Stupid is as stupid does.

My question is: how many married men with families were among the crowd? “Hey honey, I’m going to be late tonight. Just have to burn a police car.” I’m not saying our dwindling marriage rate is responsible for looting and violence. But marriage does, some theorize, civilize young . . . → Read More: Andrea Mrozek: There Would Be No Stanley Cup Riots If Folks Just Got Married Young And Had Scads of Young ‘Uns

Stevie Spiteful’s Asbestos Hypocrisy, Johnny-Boy Charest, Would Be Modern Day Shylock, Their Enablers And Canadacausescancer.ca

ck — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 01:13:29 +0000

Stevie Spiteful, as you all know by now, boys ‘n’ girls, still refuses to add asbestos to the list of hazardous materials at the Rotterdam Convention. To be specific, as Pogge pointed out earlier, according to the article from Mia Rabson,

Substances on the list are not banned but countries exporting them must . . . → Read More: Stevie Spiteful’s Asbestos Hypocrisy, Johnny-Boy Charest, Would Be Modern Day Shylock, Their Enablers And Canadacausescancer.ca

What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

ck — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 20:45:03 +0000

She’s a left the Grope & Fail and sayin’ hello to the Pestmedia! CEO Paul Godfrey is just so wild about havin’ her!

“We are thrilled to welcome Christie to Postmedia,” said Paul Godfrey President and CEO. “Christie Blatchford is a game changer in the world of journalism and we’re overjoyed to have . . . → Read More: What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

What is With GOP Candidate, Rick Santorum and Dogs?

ck — Sat, 28 May 2011 03:20:29 +0000

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Yep, he may rank below dead people and “no name” and “no one”, but I think he’s one of the most fun, being associated with dog . . . → Read More: What is With GOP Candidate, Rick Santorum and Dogs?