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Exclusive! Brian Lilley’s audition reel for Sun TV News.

By Jymn, on January 1st, 2012

X-posted at Let Freedom Rain

Jymn’s half-assed Predictions for 2012

By Jymn, on January 1st, 2012

Occupy will stay underground and grow its infrastructure and goals. More and more organizations and individuals will pledge allegiance to the movement. The media will interpret this lack of visibility to the failure of Occupy and continue to treat supporters as dirty fucking hippies. The year of Occupy will have to wait until . . . → Read More: Jymn’s half-assed Predictions for 2012

Happy 2012 From The Cast of Sister Sage’s Musings And Ringing it In With Style With a Musical Interlude From JimBobby

By ck, on December 31st, 2011

Hey Boys ‘n’ girls, it’s been awhile, I know. I’ll explain at a later time. Meanwhile, I’d like to thank my partners in crime for holding up the fort as they usually do with their stylings when I am unable to post for long periods of time. Right now, I’d like to wish . . . → Read More: Happy 2012 From The Cast of Sister Sage’s Musings And Ringing it In With Style With a Musical Interlude From JimBobby

Mayor Fordzilla Is Being Tormented–By a Real Newspaper

By ck, on December 2nd, 2011

Poor Mayor Boss Hogg, He just can’t take it anymore! He looks like he’s about to go a cryin’ to his big bro, Doughnut Dougy. I mean, just take a look at how pathetic he is!

Oh yeah! Since ol’ Angie Perischilli left the Toronto Star, the paper’s journos and columnists now . . . → Read More: Mayor Fordzilla Is Being Tormented–By a Real Newspaper

What Gregor Robertson’s win means to the right wing: “Vancouverites are now raising sheep and growing corn in their backyards”

By Jymn, on November 22nd, 2011

You know how right wingers love to predict the end of the world if a non-conservative is elected? Republican presidential contenders in the States are conjuring death panels, rampant socialism if not communism (or is it fascism – the right can’t seem to make up its mind), gay parents raping their . . . → Read More: What Gregor Robertson’s win means to the right wing: “Vancouverites are now raising sheep and growing corn in their backyards”

Introducing Lieutenant Pike’s New Blog

By ck, on November 21st, 2011

Everything you wanted to know about pepper spray but were afraid to ask.

H/T: Dr. Dawg

Explaining Gay Rights

By TorontoEmerg, on November 7th, 2011

Not exactly relevant in Canada, but still useful for dealing with your fundamentalist relatives over the holiday season.

[Via.]

All You Really Need to Know About Herman Cain

By TorontoEmerg, on November 7th, 2011

Herman Cain sees the Virgin Mary on a tortilla:

He has won over some voters . . . by telling them that, when he was suffering from colon cancer, he knew he would be cured because he met a hospital worker named Grace and had a surgical incision in the shape of a . . . → Read More: All You Really Need to Know About Herman Cain

Happy Halloween From Stevie & His Pitbull!

By ck, on October 31st, 2011

I think that pic should be on the Pmo ‘s business cards. What say you?

Happy Halloween from Sister Sage ‘s Musings!

That’s It @PnP_CBC, I’ve Put You On Notice!!!

By Logan, on October 30th, 2011

I nearly fell over the other day listening to the CBC’s Power and Politics (yes I know I said I would stop listening to this show but lord knows it’s better then listening to Ezra Levant call mentally disabled people disturbed or Charles Adler take a crap all over the social safety net) . . . → Read More: That’s It @PnP_CBC, I’ve Put You On Notice!!!

Two Things About This Whole Mayor Fordzilla 9-1-1 Drama

By ck, on October 27th, 2011

I think we’ll remember Marg Delahunty: warrior princess meeting Mayor Fordzilla for a very long time.

1) It really doesn’t matter at the end of the day how much profanity Mayor Fordzilla used during his 9-1-1 call. The real question should be why did he call a line, restricted for pretty life and . . . → Read More: Two Things About This Whole Mayor Fordzilla 9-1-1 Drama

10 of Canada’s Scariest Politicians According to X-Ray Magazine And Some of Ck’s Costume Choices

By ck, on October 23rd, 2011

I saw this earlier on Twitter. Jymn gave his take at his place, earlier, complete with pic of Jason Kenney and X-Ray’s pic of Kenney’s Halloween disguise as Tony Soprano. Yeah, You’re right, virtual partner in crime, Soprano is a sweetie next to Kenney.

I do however, take exception with a few of . . . → Read More: 10 of Canada’s Scariest Politicians According to X-Ray Magazine And Some of Ck’s Costume Choices

BREAKING. Fox News North quotes Margaret Atwood: “Libaries (sic) cause cancer”

By Jymn, on September 21st, 2011

Well, not the real Sun News Network. But 22 Minutes’ Geri Hall does a bang-on impression of a Krista Erickson Fox News North type host ‘quizzing’ Margaret Atwood. It goes something like this:

Host: “Don’t libaries (sic) cause cancer”?

Atwood: “Of course not”.

Host “Oh, I didn’t realize you were a medical doctor? . . . → Read More: BREAKING. Fox News North quotes Margaret Atwood: “Libaries (sic) cause cancer”

Want a Twisted Way to Waste 312$ CAD?

By ck, on September 9th, 2011

Or 229 Euros for that matter?

Just when you think you’ve seen everything.

Special 9/11 anniversary blessing? Nah, it’s for some visit the Pope Ratzy is planning to make to his home country. I guess that will be his welcome wagon.

It is ghastly!

Sorry, turning Pope Ratzy into a teddy bear . . . → Read More: Want a Twisted Way to Waste 312$ CAD?

This Should Be the GOP’s New AD

By ck, on August 18th, 2011

Truly. Applicable for both the Tea-baggers and non-tea-baggers alike.

Enjoy, boys ‘n’ girls!

Happy Thursday!

Oh Mr. Nicholls! I Do Believe Your Freudian Slip is Showing!

By ck, on August 10th, 2011

Oh, Mr. Gerry Nicholls, what have you done?

Do you live or work in an Ivory Tory, completely isolated from any sense of reality?

I know I don’t live in an Ivory Tory, but perhaps you do? And so do most of those living in the Sun Media Batcave and their readers it . . . → Read More: Oh Mr. Nicholls! I Do Believe Your Freudian Slip is Showing!

Andrea Mrozek: There Would Be No Stanley Cup Riots If Folks Just Got Married Young And Had Scads of Young ‘Uns

By ck, on June 17th, 2011

Stupid is as stupid does.

My question is: how many married men with families were among the crowd? “Hey honey, I’m going to be late tonight. Just have to burn a police car.” I’m not saying our dwindling marriage rate is responsible for looting and violence. But marriage does, some theorize, civilize young . . . → Read More: Andrea Mrozek: There Would Be No Stanley Cup Riots If Folks Just Got Married Young And Had Scads of Young ‘Uns

Stevie Spiteful’s Asbestos Hypocrisy, Johnny-Boy Charest, Would Be Modern Day Shylock, Their Enablers And Canadacausescancer.ca

By ck, on June 16th, 2011

Stevie Spiteful, as you all know by now, boys ‘n’ girls, still refuses to add asbestos to the list of hazardous materials at the Rotterdam Convention. To be specific, as Pogge pointed out earlier, according to the article from Mia Rabson,

Substances on the list are not banned but countries exporting them must . . . → Read More: Stevie Spiteful’s Asbestos Hypocrisy, Johnny-Boy Charest, Would Be Modern Day Shylock, Their Enablers And Canadacausescancer.ca

What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

By ck, on June 1st, 2011

She’s a left the Grope & Fail and sayin’ hello to the Pestmedia! CEO Paul Godfrey is just so wild about havin’ her!

“We are thrilled to welcome Christie to Postmedia,” said Paul Godfrey President and CEO. “Christie Blatchford is a game changer in the world of journalism and we’re overjoyed to have . . . → Read More: What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

What is With GOP Candidate, Rick Santorum and Dogs?

By ck, on May 27th, 2011

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Yep, he may rank below dead people and “no name” and “no one”, but I think he’s one of the most fun, being associated with dog . . . → Read More: What is With GOP Candidate, Rick Santorum and Dogs?

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